Sample Exam Answers....Funny shit

[$habz]

Actual answers man...lol at the examiners comments too..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer9.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer7.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer2a.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer1d.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer1c.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer1a.jpg

:D

[SixFeetUnderground]

Ok....lol

[DJ Squeeky]

lol propz

[2paki]

lol thats sum funny shit

must spread rep tho

[chiggz]

HAHHAHHAHAH.. that shit made me laugh

[grimole]

:laugh:

[Seymour Cake]

lol shit made me laugh, propz

[Seymour Cake]

lol especially @ the expanding (a+b)2 one & the pro -> noob

:laugh:

[$habz]

Propped all...

[ßrèéze]

:laugh: lmaoo

propz

[Decompozed]

lmao...props

[mezziebone]

roflmao @ expand and elephant

[$habz]

Hehe propped...

[BIG BOY CRO]

lmao at elephant and he slept with the bosses wife

[OmGiTsHiMm]

Hilarious.. props

[VIP_]

hahaha

[Aznd534]

Actual answers man...lol at the examiners comments too..



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer4.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer1d.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer1a.jpg

:D


:laugh:

[dys·func·tion·al]

you know that person failed

[damix33]

hahaaaaaaaa

[LiFeS_A_BiTcH]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[LiFeS_A_BiTcH]

aahhhahhaaa thisss niggaa took hiss time nd drewww a fckn ninja turtle hsdhjadhasdsd hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[Bagle B]

:laugh: props

[star_trak]

lol.. @ the expanding
lolol.. @ pro -> noob
lmao.. @ at the tracey is wrong because she is a woman

[intheghetto]

lmao this always make me laugh, lol @ the ninja turtle

[rgny]

lmao..........

[Maγhem]

lmaooo i seen all except that pro - noob one , lmfaooo fucking hilarious

[salwan1985]

haha saw that on a facebook group ! funny as :)

[infamous¹CEO]

lmaooo seen most of em except that noob one :laugh:

[black ghost 860]

:laugh: propz

[AgenT_Zer0]

lmaoooooo

[$habz]

Propped all....

[BIGLRESTINPEACE]

"wish i could give you points for this"

propped

[$habz]

^haha...yeh man da examiners were jokers too

[sajid17]

lmao love the awnser "koz shes a woman"
hilarious propped

[Pimpmeister]

:laugh:

[Cawley]

lolol. props

[SiZZURP]

LMAO!

[Viper 89]

haha propped lol @ the expanding one

[the_lamborghini_kid]

lmaooo dammmmm i was actually laughin there

[ThA PriNceSS]

haha...good thread...props

[24 Kalibur]

rofl! propsss

[ReyRey1]

LMAO....

[xCriminaL]

lmao...:laugh:

[$habz]

Propped everyone...

[RandomBlinG]

y'all aint see this shit?

http://i19.tinypic.com/4ktgsp1.jpg

[FlowDr]

lol...proppa

[Masterjay]

hahaa das sum funny shit right there

[$habz]

y'all aint see this shit?

http://i19.tinypic.com/4ktgsp1.jpg

Woah wtfyo!

[hoepagirl]

lmaooo :laugh:

[Danger1234]

lmao.

[Krazyone57]

:laugh: @ tha last one

[Danger1234]

y'all aint see this shit?

http://i19.tinypic.com/4ktgsp1.jpg
lol PWNED?

[yung_life]

shit was jokes

[$habz]

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[betterblackboyz]

That was a good laugh.

[!_MDMA_!]

damn thats pretty funny

[liljj15p]

lmao..

[DieselTrain]

lol@noob

[$habz]

Propped

[MīķεĐŗē™]

seen a bunch before, good shit

[g_unit3008]

:laugh:

[hobbz]

PROPS!! :laugh:

[KyzaSozay]

one of the funniest threads ever..props

[VeX™]

lmao, propped

[3®Ð.CØA§T.ßØRN]

She's a Woman.

I love it.

[Jooolieeezy]

ooommmmmmmmmmgggggggggggg

rrrrooootttfffflllllmmmmmffffaaaoooooooooo!

[ExtremeFlyer]

Lmao slept wit his bosses wife

[txfreshmanphs]

lmao funny sht

[$habz]

Propped yall...

[The Regiment]

lol that shit made me crack up

[iM3™]

lmaooo

[lam29]

hahhaahahha tht cracked me up wit the drawin lol

[G roc]

lolz at the she's a woman comment hahaha


e x p a n d

[Dmen]

lmao..

[sizzle305]

:laugh:

[MP_Killa]

propz

[ramanaa]

LMAOF i love it

[Dagger191]

lol!!! well deserved props

[GoodFeLLa07]

hhahahah. brings bak memories

[АИŦĦØИ¥]

lmfao

[dat239boy]

seen this b4, but it always have me laughin

[$habz]

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[mezziebone]

lmfao...

[•°o.O N ð ρ P ё я O.o°•]

:laugh: nuff jokes

[$habz]

http://oranchak.com/Math.jpg

Classic...

[darnbni99a]

LMFAOOOOOOooo shits pretty dam funny :laugh::laugh:

[$habz]

Propped up...

[JiveTurkey619]

hahaha. the ninja turtle 1 and the elephant 1 r the best. and the 1 where the womans wrong

[Noz]

:laugh:

[VIP_]

lol...

[zammalhoofd]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

she's a woman...

[Nick_Fury]

:laugh:

[$habz]

Propped..

[Joka]

lmfaoooooooooo

[Joey Sluggz]

no theres an elephant in the way.... LMAO

[GRIME BOI]

SHES A WOMAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[gunitnigga]

lol...

[..:PrOdiGy:..]

lmfao :laugh: propped

*dies*

[This1sThug]

LMFAO. "Shes a women." LMFAO

[$habz]

Propped yall...

[$habz]

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[*Hagler*]

how the fuk r u writin noob in an exam

[ToPHeR]

haha props

[$habz]

Propped

[x GHoST x]

funny shit man props

[mr.me2]

lol......

[$habz]

propped...

[$habz]

BuMp...

[hiphopballin02]

LMao, thats hilarious but obviously wont help u in your academic career.

[badboy]

lmao @ shes a woman hahaha

[jordancollecta]

hahhaahahaha pro-noob

[tenk]

:laugh:

[Pitbull187]

:laugh:

[Cawley]

funny ass shit

[Cawley]

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/651_5_91_2007.jpg

[Cawley]

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/651_7_91_2007.jpg

[Cawley]

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/651_8_91_2007.jpg

[Cawley]

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Exam_Answers

[Cawley]

* When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
* The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
* A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
* When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
* For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
* The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
* Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
* Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
* To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
* Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
* To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
* Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
* Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
* Three kids of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.
* Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin & Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydogin is gin and water.
* A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
* Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
* The body consists of three parts--the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the borax
* contains the bowls, of which there are five--a, e, i, o, and u.
* The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
* The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
* The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends toward the moon, because nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
* A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.
* For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.
* Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
* Before giving a transfusion, find out if the blood is negative or affirmative.
* Liter: A nest of young puppies. Centimeter: A long insect with 100 legs.
* Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
* H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
* Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
* Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
* Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
* For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
* To prevent contraception use a condominium.
* Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

[Ŧ®ǐǐ£££ααα]

:ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:

[Degenerate]

lol i saw these a million times and i never get tired of the "give an example of how she's wrong" and he says "she's a woman" lmaooo

[$habz]

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[Cawley]

:ban::ban::ban:

[Dani_Bada$$]

LMAO!! :laugh:

[Shaolin Monk]

damn nice responses, especially the one with why is tracey wrong? and the person answers "shes a woman"

lol

[$habz]

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/651_7_91_2007.jpg

Wtfyo?!

[studinstudy06]

Those will come in handy sometime..

[operation_english]

this shitt is classik bruh, props for this

[thuggedgabru]

lmao..funny shit

[Cawley]

Wtfyo?!
bitch ass mod a few posts up changed my shit

[$habz]

^Oh haha....propped all

[ReyRey1]

:laugh:

[I NaSmatic I]

Here's some more stuff from Peter.

http://fs5.mediazine.net/images/PeterFunny.jpg

[Leroy_From_Yonder]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z110/leroyfromyonder/lol.gif

[$.ʍƐəzϒ]

WTF!


*DiEs*

@ The Elephant, NOOB, and The Expand 1.

[$habz]

Propped...

[badboyac]

lmao funni stuff :P

[DR4LIFE2888]

the last one was pretty funny...lol

[YoungLogik]

Lmao@ Pro - noob

[Sacros]

lmao...hahahhaa...props for that...love the shit with the elephant

[Lunatik]

ahhaha that shit funny as hell

[JiveTurkey619]

Here's some more stuff from Peter.

http://fs5.mediazine.net/images/PeterFunny.jpg
Oh shit that was weak

[Kanyeezy]

lol @ noob

[CharlyoChamp]

:laugh:........props

[$habz]

Propped up..

[AwedusMaximus]

LMAO!

[knicks3077]

haha never seen the ninja turtle one... the elephant is a tru classic

[dashowstoppa]

lmao oh man this shit is hilarious specailly the math expand ? and the noob

[y__]

lmfao this reminds me of some dude from my school...he had to do a huge math test..

and all he wrote down was a drawing of the olympic rings and the olympic theme "participation is everything"

shit had me dying :laugh:

[Weezy_Baby_BRAZIL]

TRACEY YOU STUPID BITCH!

[manny710]

HAHAHA SHES A WOMAN

[ßrèéze]

:laugh:'s again

[dashowstoppa]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l310/mfinke/funny%20test%20answers/5611.jpg

[damix33]

who bumped this one bringin it back

[$habz]

...yo i thought this thread was history...got bumped after 3 months haha...

...propped yall

[studinstudy06]

I would like to give credit to this (That I originally saw in an older email) to inspire me to be creative with my wrong answers!

[!_MDMA_!]

old
but its still funny
someone find vincce young

[darnbni99a]

:laugh: i remeber this shit...classic thread

[(namehere)]

thats shits funny

[..M0N$T3R..]

lmfao:laugh:

[Kadero...Bitch]

LMAO....props

[KMHpnotik]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[intheghetto]

lmao, cant stop laughing:laugh:

[stillogic]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer1a.jpg
this shit got me dying

[Notorious DIP]

my trig teacher from last year showed me that answer with the elephant. she said it was one of her students.

lying bitch

[KingOfHouston713]

HAHAHAHAH
The Expand, the elephant, "She's a woman", and the n00b problems made me laugh. Good shit tho

[Gfunk]

Looool

Pro-noob ?

loool

[datoriginalplayboy]

LMAOOOOOO

[anaheim1503]

lmao:laugh:

[BeUnliMit3d]

hahah what is the opposite of pro anyways?

[$habz]

^ Haha good point cuz..wtf is it?!


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[jameswitalldadames]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer4.jpg
best one :laugh:

[jameswitalldadames]

hahah what is the opposite of pro anyways?


beginner also known as noob

[B-Original]

hilarious. If only school was this funny all the time.

[papiyandel]

Lol...Propz

[B-Original]

hahah what is the opposite of pro anyways?

^ Haha good point cuz..wtf is it?!


....Propped yall...

beginner also known as
noob

The opposite of pro is amateur.

[dgdup]

hahaha x2

[$habz]

The opposite of pro is amateur.

..Or is it anti?!

Propped..

[Mr. ILkZ]

lmao @ the ninja turtle.. and the noob

[TeeJay Tha Funkee Homosapien]

How yall find my tests


*exposed*

[C.O.L.O.R.S]

hahaha

[¥øùиgßłøøÐ]

bummmmppppp

[datoriginalplayboy]

lmaoo forgot bout thiss... hahahaha

[the_lamborghini_kid]

lololol

[TwoFace Project]

omg looooooooooooool

[$habz]

Oh shit sunnnnn...haha ma thread back from the dead...propped everyone yo...

[SupaStarStatus]

lmao! The expand one and because she's a woman are hilarious!

[darnbni99a]

:bump:

[Leroy_From_Yonder]

ive seen this shit 100 times an i laugh everytime

[Slut_In_High_Heels]

lol....

[831'sFiNeSt-TRUPI]

:laugh: classic

[$habz]

Proppin n bumpin...

[premil]

hahaha

[seym0ur caKe]

Actual answers man...lol at the examiners comments too..


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer4.jpg


Hahaha...

[ddt928]

Brilliant!

[*Hagler*]

you know that person failed

which person dude they all different people lol that reply shud be up dere wit the rest of dem dumb shits

[$habz]

propped

[2paki]

dats sum funny shit

[TruLegend32]

props

[West Coast_Finest]

i lol'd

[da51stkidd]

LOL...

[$habz]

Propped yall back..

[Jknowles21]

hell naw

[Mick_Spade]

Actual answers man...lol at the examiners comments too..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer9.jpg








:D
:laugh:

[trueancy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/snowmax9/answer1a.jpg

^^LMAO @ that one

[ΛirForceÒne]

:laugh: funny shit



:smoking:

[ThaBabyy_x]

L M F A O.COM

[Driver590]

lol that shits clownin

[BxSoLdiEr718]

thats great

[bmxdmx]

lol @ Stupid Tracy

[G-mode]

Funny SHit

[SpitMoney]

lol ok....I guess props

[Joka]

hahaaaa

[mr.me2]

oldie but a goody

[su19]

FUNNY SHIT

[Formerly_LFY]

:laugh:

[rhetoric]

seen before but :D at some of them

[medialab54321]

LMAO...

[$habz]

Propped..

[GT-R]

lol @ noob

[DJ Squeeky]

:laugh: @ the expanding

[Jay-Murda]

lol....

[Liverpool_fc]

lol...

[?uestLove]

*dead* "he slept with his bosses wife.." hahhahahahahahaha

[Alpha & Omega]

:laugh:

[Mr.Ahmed]

haha... dats funny shit

[Bumpy Knucklez]

LMAO @ "She's A woman."

classic

good bump

[cbacarl11]

LMAO!

[nineoneone]

hilarious lmfaooo

[CaliLegend]

:laugh::laugh:

[ShaDy_19]

lmao shes a women...

haha good post

[datoriginalplayboy]

lmaoo..........

[iM3™]

:laugh:

[turbidesdr]

NIGGAS DON'T GIVE A FUCK BOUT SCHOOL LOL

[$habz]

Lol hahaha this shit got bumped again....propped yall up

[Joka]

alwayz funnyyyyy

[BustYourGunz]

lmaooo pro and noob funny shit.

[Styles Davis]

noob xD

[YoungReaper]

Well at least he had fun failing.

[gordy0507]

awesome i know i make another slot next to the answers i put Dont know or undecided
or i also draw pics saying i need help

[Bizzurn]

lmao!!!

[..M0N$T3R..]

*Dies*
:laugh: Shes A Woman

[Pac Rac]

:laugh:

[TeeJay Tha Funkee Homosapien]

:laugh:

[bsivoljr]

LMFAO OH MY GOD, NINJA TURTLE OOOOOOZZZZEEEE:rockstar: AHHHHHHH, EXPAND (A+B)n=
An+Bn is the answer, lmao not (A + B) n

[DArena]

:goodpost:

[24/7_PIMP]

lmao at expand

[BassFish911]

LMAO, these guys are too funny. I wish I had the balls to do that back in school

[bizarokrum1]

ahahahah this is great

[Shellz]

haha.. funny shit