View Full Version : Have you ever farted loudly in class?
Porky
April 13th, 2008, 05:47 PM
Nope...
macki123pi.
April 13th, 2008, 05:57 PM
no, but I let the silent killer loose before :supersad:
hobbz
April 13th, 2008, 05:59 PM
i have, but i tried to cough over it.
SonOf2pac
April 13th, 2008, 06:19 PM
lol...
last week this kid farted in my class a couple seats down from me... we were both sitting in the front row so i'm pretty sure the teacher heard it too but she went on with her lecture without interruption (i'm trying hard not to laugh cuz i'm immature like that:D)... so anyway, she's explaining something and instead of saying "and if you're having problems with spelling on your database" she says "and if you're having problems with smelling on your database"... i was about to crack up :laugh:
true story
cbacarl11
April 13th, 2008, 06:23 PM
Nope.
I've mastered farting silently :shifty:
elazy88
April 13th, 2008, 06:29 PM
lmao at this thread...haha
Gfunk
April 13th, 2008, 11:06 PM
Haha i remember about 5-6 years ago i was on a school camp and we were in a hall and i let rip a freakin massive one that came outta nowhere and all the people around me shuffled away. (we were sitting down). Fuck i hated that day
ttsoad1
April 13th, 2008, 11:47 PM
Nope...
SonOf2pac
April 15th, 2008, 07:10 AM
Haha i remember about 5-6 years ago i was on a school camp and we were in a hall and i let rip a freakin massive one that came outta nowhere and all the people around me shuffled away. (we were sitting down). Fuck i hated that day
nothings worse than what i did when i was in like 3rd grade... i was at this sports camp and we were in the locker room changing from our bathing suits in to our regular clothes... so i take off my bathing suit and for some reason i can't hold it and i start peeing all over the ground... luckily only one kid caught me and i was like "shhhhh don't tell nobody" LOL... that shit was embarrassing...
paballa4
April 15th, 2008, 07:23 AM
dam sum kid in my class last week had his headphone on listenin 2 music n he ripped a loud one n he didnt even kno....shit was soo funny
manny710
April 15th, 2008, 09:14 AM
no, but I let the silent killer loose before :supersad:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
:laugh:
DubbleA
April 15th, 2008, 09:21 AM
i did before when i did i jus beat box to fool people, it didn't work
ShaDy_19
April 15th, 2008, 12:15 PM
lmao sound like a buncha 3 year olds
havma
April 15th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Yes :(
Outlaw Immortal
April 15th, 2008, 09:58 PM
lmao naw someone in my math section did and no one was laughin except me and 2 of my boys hahahah we were dying yooo it was maadd quiet in the class too
DblockKidd
April 15th, 2008, 10:43 PM
i remember i did i blamed it on a kid dat was sittin right next to me. it was funny cuz everybody believed me. he was so mad tho lol
mpls06
April 15th, 2008, 10:54 PM
never man, my classes are too quiet and mine are never silent. I go outside and walk to a where i can let it go w/o anyone hearing
eiderrty02
April 15th, 2008, 10:58 PM
Yeah when I bend over to pick up my pencil...
armantem86
April 15th, 2008, 10:58 PM
yep and i blamed it on the girl next to me.
Acerfromdoom
April 15th, 2008, 10:59 PM
i farted in front of my first date in the face in the movies ....didnt get laid
when u trying to get to yur seat
Jooolieeezy
April 15th, 2008, 11:04 PM
:laugh: x 50000000000000000000000.
I don't recall myself doing so, though.. :hmmm:
saran06
April 15th, 2008, 11:10 PM
never
mr.me2
April 17th, 2008, 03:31 AM
:shifty:
silent but violent
da1nonly74
April 17th, 2008, 08:13 PM
im n dis cpu lab doin hw right now and this kid jus farted next to me (how ironic) afuckers say ew and run out this bitch lol.
gunit7574life
April 17th, 2008, 08:33 PM
yes :supersad: we were in pe and we were all sitting down and i let a loud ass one go and i blamed it on this gurl and she tried poinitng at me but i was like like nah! dont point at me you did it!
Bumpy Knucklez
April 17th, 2008, 08:35 PM
nothings worse than what i did when i was in like 3rd grade... i was at this sports camp and we were in the locker room changing from our bathing suits in to our regular clothes... so i take off my bathing suit and for some reason i can't hold it and i start peeing all over the ground... luckily only one kid caught me and i was like "shhhhh don't tell nobody" LOL... that shit was embarrassing...:laugh: x 10
me, I let one go during class when we were taking a test so it was dead silent. My friend asked someone, "yo you heard that? someone farted" and I just laughed and said "yea that was me"
GoodFeLLa07
April 17th, 2008, 10:10 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
SonOf2pac
April 18th, 2008, 03:01 AM
:laugh:
this thread is fuckin' insane... probably the funniest thread in RN history
*Hagler*
April 18th, 2008, 09:07 AM
This year i had a cold sneezed and farted at the same time
*Hagler*
April 18th, 2008, 09:08 AM
for real this is hilarious im readin the replies and laughin my head off
manny710
April 18th, 2008, 09:13 AM
:laugh: x 2131254323412737128471124
DAMNNNN
SOMM JOKES THREAD
Jay-Murda
April 18th, 2008, 09:31 AM
hell nah lol :laugh:
mr.me2
April 18th, 2008, 10:23 AM
:laugh:
every1 so immature
:smh: at me for laughing at these stories
dnice1042
April 18th, 2008, 10:26 PM
haha, nope. but I always blew up people's spots who did, shit was mad funny everytime!
masta y
April 19th, 2008, 04:56 PM
no but our teacher did
DJ Squeeky
April 19th, 2008, 07:39 PM
nah :laugh:
datboicuz
April 20th, 2008, 08:58 AM
twice...
1st time i tried to let a silent one, but when it came out it wasn't so silent :shifty:
the 2nd time was when i had to fart AND sneeze... so I sneezed and tried to clinch my cheeks together, but the fart came out... and the funny thing was my fart was LOUDER than my sneeze... :supersad:
people laughed but its all good :D
2paki
April 20th, 2008, 02:29 PM
yeh i did in maths class
i was like
it wasnt me...
itsyaboytj
April 21st, 2008, 09:59 PM
truthfully i did twice about 2 weeks ago... and it was even worse because i sit in the front of the class... but it was funny the second time because i was trying to pop my back and the loudest fart came out and i just blamed it on the sqeaky chair
Da-Inf4mou5-PosE
April 21st, 2008, 10:09 PM
:laugh: @ the thread
CrazyNucca
April 21st, 2008, 11:26 PM
a silent and juicy ass one is wat i let out once......made the class faint :smoking:
Outlaw Immortal
April 22nd, 2008, 03:02 AM
i farted in front of my first date in the face in the movies ....didnt get laid
when u trying to get to yur seat
ahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
hellsing
April 22nd, 2008, 03:08 AM
loool neva dat!
Aceiz˛FresH.
April 22nd, 2008, 03:13 AM
How about stomach gas??
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